Having got bored of the knackered scuffed and scratched "I am old" finish of my Ipaq, I've decided to give it a bit of a facelift. Originally I had bought some yellow spray and some spray lacquer, to get a nice finish on it, but when neither shop I went to was able to furnish me with white primer (one was out of stock, the other was CLOSED (on a wednesday afternoon!), I decided to use black as a primer and spray (lots of coats of) yellow over that before lacquering it.
Having carefully taken the Ipaq to bits, a process that took about 20 rather nervous and painstaking minutes, the sprayed halves of the case are now downstairs drying from a rather-too-thick coat of Games Workshop's finest "Chaos Black".
In the meantime I'm sat here wondering if I can put the thing back together, and if I can, will it work again.
So hey.
21:26: Jesus and Mary on a pogo stick! Where to begin. Sometime chronologically after the events depicted in the last paragraph is always a good start.
The paint dried surprisingly quicky with an unintended (but not unpleasant) speckly finish, on top of which went a couple of coats of lacquer. The remainder ended up on my hands, which wasn't particularly nice.
But, time came to put the thing back together, and it actually went together again pretty easily. Just a case of "follow the instructions in reverse order", and I was clipping the case closed five minutes later.
All was well, until the stylus got jammed inside the thing. I took it apart to unjam it (a task made difficult by the fact that you CAN'T take it apart while the stylus is inside it), and succeeded in extricating the stylus.
Then I noticed that the center selector button control whatsit was jamming frequently. This turned out to be caused by me seating one of the springs that supported it, in the (slightly!) wrong position.
Finally, after having it back together for an hour, I'd stopped shaking with frustration and was reflecting on the fact that "I preferred it in Silver". At this point, the paint started flaking off. Not happy.
I took the thing apart to scrape the paint off it, realising that I'd rather have a silver Ipaq than a black one where the silver showed through every little scratch and scuff. This took about half an hour, during which time, while delicately trying to bend one of the buttons into place, thinking it was metal when it wasn't, I snapped it.
Snapped button fixed, I reassembled the device, and it stayed whole until the stylus got jammed again. Took it apart, cleaned the stylus housing, sprayed some WD40 down there, and put it back together.
This time, the thing crashed on the startup screen. Solution? Reseat the battery...
Tedious? Yes, it was, several hours of it!!! You got off light!
Fast forward...
The Ipaq is now sitting on my desk, fully functional, in its nice lovely silver trim. After about 5 hours of arsing about, I've got a half empty can of lacquer, I've emptied the can of Chaos Black that I've had for ages, and I've accomplished the square root of fcuk all.
But hey, I've also got a fully functioning Ipaq. Things could have been worse.
In other news, my nephew's been coming round to stay the night for the past few days, which is really cool. I love the lil guy to bits, and he loves me to help him on his DS with "scrungebob" and various other platformers, all featuring an aray of anthropomorphic sponges, starfish, rats, et al.
What with tonight's arsing about, I didn't get round to spending nearly as much time with him as I should have. I've already promised him a surprise (banana custard with jelly) next time he stays over :-), as some kind of compensation/guilt reducing measure :p.
As for the rest of today, the time before everything went to ratshit, my mate Nick picked me up and eventually after travelling through Leeds for a while, we ended up at what is proudly dubbed by its staff "Leeds Bradford International Airport". We were only there for a quick look around, to see if there were any official vantage points for photography (using unofficial vantage points tends to result in you getting the knee of an airport police officer in the small of your back).
Nothing, at all. Admittedly you can get fairly close to the smaller aircraft (as in, you could throw a stone and crack the canopy of one), by parking up at the flight training school on the opposite side of the runway, but as for official viewing places, nothing at all.
And that lack of anything had clearly inspired the rest of the airport.
For an international airport, Leeds Bradford (EGNM) is nothing more than a couple of buildings on a field in the middle of feck-all-nowhereland. It's the sort of place that they'd film The Vicar of Dibley, if there wasn't an international airport there. Yeadon (the surrounding village, from which the airport took its original name) is not a big place. BUT - I noted - Yeadon lake DOES have a viewing platform, where the airport next door, doesn't.
But that's okay, because yesterday, we were at Manchester airport - the second (if I remember correctly) busiest airport in the UK.
NOT set in the middle of nowhere, NOT hard to find, and where you DON'T see an aircraft every 20 minutes if you're lucky, Manchester is the much better photographer's place, and it was there that I managed to take a good 200 odd photos of the day's business, which was pretty cool. It was bitterly cold, but the low sun and the clear wintry sky made the light incredible. The snow on the Pennines in the background made the whole scene even more picturesque.
I noticed that the new hangar for Concorde is nearly completed. Though looking at it, under construction, seeing this incredible work of engineering, an aircraft with performance that far surpasses airliners designed more than 30 years after it left the drawing board, I couldn't help but find it a bit depressing. As I said to Nick, "there's a bird that doesn't belong in a cage".
As he said to me "You should write that down". Heh.
There was the story of an aircraft that deserved far better than it ever got.
Other than that, not much to report. I've finally ordered a replacement stylus for the tablet (an aftermarked one that DOESN'T have fits), and the new replacement battery has allowed me to use the tablet just like any laptop. So yeah, cool :). My 1gb of ram turned up, but it doesn't fit, so it has been relisted. Bleah.
But hey, anyways.
I'll leave you with a random assortment of pictures that bear a vague relevance to the past day or so..
PS: Ever get a tune that gets stuck in your head and you end up listening to it over and over again?
This is this week's "my tune".
PS PS: This is also this week's "my tune", as well as this". And "this" one.

















